Sunday, July 6, 2008

Aren't Kids Funny?

Great laughs..My kids just keep em coming today. Just two of the gems they shared with me. Bailey~She told me she did the greatest trick today and I didn't even see it! You see she snuck outside when I wasn't looking got butt naked and went in the front yard and pooped for everyone to see! Yes we have reached a whole new level around here folks. I think our neighbors love us.
Zachary~ I took him driving to practice for his permit next week and we stopped at the Circle K. There was a skinny little guy with a tall blond girl. He kept going on and on how a guy like that could get a girl like her. When they came out of the store Zach got a good look at her face and said "Oh that explains it! She's a butter face" What?? He then decided he had to "School" me cause I am so not with it. A butter face is a girl who is smoking hot everywhere but her (butter) face! Nice..
I feel so old Ü

7 comments:

Crazymamaof6 said...

fancy! new template!
i was dying over the poop in the front yard! that is HILARIOUS! to me. my sister did that .

goingsome said...

Hee Hee Hee. Too funny. Well, if she didn't poop in the toilet, at least she pooped in the front yard, instead of her pants. "Butter Face", too funny. I heard that phrase years ago and had to laugh, when I was educated on the current lingo. Girl, you aren't old, just a little delayed.

DANI KYNASTON said...

JR and the neighbor boys used to poop in our yard. They would get busy playing and didn't want to come in. I really had to rip him a new one to get him to stop. Mind you, that was last year!

Shelli said...

Kids crack me up! They really know how to make you look good, don't they. Between you and Kristi, I've had a great laugh today!

Jenifer said...

Nate and I are cracking up! Better the yard than in your house somewhere, right?

sara said...

our boys used to pee on the side of our front yard, one day i caught emma doing it just like a boy...and the butter face, thanks for the schooling, i haven't heard that before, too funny...

Lynda said...

Oh, my! I love the poop in the front yard no less. So she could share with all the neighbors.
I have given up on lingo and reverted to my high school days... Cool, man!