Tonight we decided to take the kids out to eat since all of my dishes are packed away.For those of you wondering what it is like taking six kids out to eat...here are the gory details!
First we end up waiting for 50 minutes! By the time we are seated Ethan is starving so whenever the waitress comes by with food he throws himself backwards and screams.And wacks his head on the table and screams some more. He was so out of control I tried walking with him and finally put him in the car and drove to the store to buy a bottle then we met up with the rest of the family eating.
Once the food arrived I thought we were good. Grace stands up on her chair and lets one rip! The loudest burp you have ever heard! People were laughing. If that wasn't bad enough she yells to me "Mom that was a great burp but it didn't taste so great!" Nice Grace and can you please yell a little louder I think the kitchen staff didn't hear you! So the food comes and Bailey is double fisting noodles. Seriously two hands full of noodles and she is trying to stuff them all in at once! She of course wipes her hands on her shirt and pants in between each bite!
then... Hannah decides she has to go to the bathroom but instead of asking someone to move she crawls onto the floor and goes under the table! yes my 10 year old! SO of course this is it, it can't get any worse right? The waiter makes a joke about this wild bunch and as he is leaving he pauses and lifts up his shoe and removes stuck on noodles from the floor because of us! Nice! Yes folks, the circus is in town,and I have the animals to prove it!