I Crack myself up! I have started dieting recently and even joined the gym! After signing up for the gym they offer a free personal training session,so I set mine up immediatly.I met my trainer, and she is this 20 something, huge fake boobs, hard assed little thing. We sat down to talk and it became apparent quickly she was a bit grossed out by me and a little condesending too. She informed she she is a size 3-5 just like she was in high school, so no woman can use aging or having kids as a excuse for gaining weight-Just look at her. UGHHH,ok so now I am pissed, so what do I do?? I sign up for more training with her! I can assure I will never miss a appt, I will never work less than 110% I AM GOING TO DO THIS!! Sooo, to help motivate myself, I downloaded a bunch of songs. The first one I start out with is the one you are listening to "You Dropped a Bomb On ME" Funny eh? Especially when my butt cheeks try dancing while the rest of me is trying to exercise. I then go into songs like bootylicious, thong song etc.. I see a pattern here..I like to end with Cool and the Gang "Victory"Well, I have been at it for two weeks now, and am down 5 lbs. I can't wait until I am able to feel good about myself. It has been a long time coming! So my friends, if you are thinking of getting out there and exercizing, think of me, on the treadmill singing you dropped a bomb on me, my butt cheeks dancing,me being the only fat chick in the gym (what's up with that?) then do it.. and share.. let me know so I can use you as motivation when cool and the gang, and miss hard ass are no longer doing it for me!
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